02 7 / 2012
Andy: I kinda forgot that you need to have money when you have a girlfriend. I wanna treat April like a queen. And queens deserve flowers and massages… chocolate… booze… diamonds, rubies, emeralds… some treasure chest full of scarves… different kinds of lubes that warm up when you rub ‘em on stuff… I wanna give her all that stuff. And more.
Parks & Recreation, 3.06 - Indianapolis
